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Exploding Present Helps Porch Pirates Learn A Very Important Moral Lesson

This goes out to all those thieving scumbags who steal other people’s stuff. While the package made a BIG BANG and disintegrated and scared the living CRAP out of the would-be crooks, I’m sure they won’t try that crap again (at least not this Christmas).

One of these days, some ‘not-so-nice’ person is going to up the ante and somebody is going to lose a limb(s), or something even worse will happen.

What’s the solution…don’t steal stuff that’s not yours !!!

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